I want a polar bear as a pet. I know it'll eat my face like candy floss, but #YOLO.

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dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Source: dogsenthusiast

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rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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Source: rosaparking

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feistie:

lightofmeridian:

is that benedict cumberbatch

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

feistie:

lightofmeridian:

is that benedict cumberbatch

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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thatfunnyblog:

 

thatfunnyblog:

 

Source: wannajoke

(via thatfunnyblog)

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

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lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

(via crystallized-teardrops)

Source: robotindisguise

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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Source: fingerblaster113