I want a polar bear as a pet. I know it'll eat my face like candy floss, but #YOLO.

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lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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Source: raptorific

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

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aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
image

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1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

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Source: monkonacid

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

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Source: choppaclip

bled:

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

bled:

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

Source: tjbled