I want a polar bear as a pet. I know it'll eat my face like candy floss, but #YOLO.

lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

lggyzalea:

 

h0r:

i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

icarusthesupernaturalpig:

Look at him, he is so happy with himself.

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

alt-j:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care

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aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
image

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1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

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choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

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bled:

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

bled:

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

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tairupanda:

derschneefiel:

The Pallas´s Cat, also called Manul, is a small wildcat living in the grasslands and steppe of central asia.
It is named after the german naturalist Peter Simon Pallas, who first described the species in 1776.

That is the most expressive and gelatinous cat I have ever seen.

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