I want a polar bear as a pet. I know it'll eat my face like candy floss, but #YOLO.

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

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rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

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lightofmeridian:

is that benedict cumberbatch

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

feistie:

lightofmeridian:

is that benedict cumberbatch

I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN

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thatfunnyblog:

 

thatfunnyblog:

 

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