I want a polar bear as a pet. I know it'll eat my face like candy floss, but #YOLO.

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t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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paradisaic:

posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

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comparingmeerkats:

when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in 

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ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

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you should be expecting that.

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